Pink Like Me
Get a note on OkCupid describing a sexy hat.

>Oh boy! Let’s check his profile. Maybe he likes top hats or derbies, ahhh my kokoros.
>Aw, he seems cute and kind of nerdy… keep reading…
>Likes: Wearing fedoras and open button-downs, just because.
>Nopes into the atmosphere

>Puns, innuendo, double entendres, witticisms, sarcasm…
>no stop

>I’ve put a lot of thought into what I’d like out of my next relationship
>highfives Curiosity while noping self to Mars

I feel really mean… but. but… is it just me or…